Hackers journalists wanted!
Hackers journalists wanted!
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We're expanding our news network and we'd like YOU to be a part of that! We're looking for story driven, entertaining or funny headline submissions - including fake news - for our in-game news ticker. Take a look at the following and let us know if you can do better!
• Two members of The Family were arrested for online drug dealing.
• FBI denies paying $1M to get Ergo users' IPs.
• 4 out of 5 noobs recommend Beam Cannon.
Give us your best news headlines below - preferably in 140 characters or less - and the editors will pick the ones they like the most and share them with the rest of the world!
Ever wanted to be a part of hacking news? Well now you can be!
We're expanding our news network and we'd like YOU to be a part of that! We're looking for story driven, entertaining or funny headline submissions - including fake news - for our in-game news ticker. Take a look at the following and let us know if you can do better!
• Two members of The Family were arrested for online drug dealing.
• FBI denies paying $1M to get Ergo users' IPs.
• 4 out of 5 noobs recommend Beam Cannon.
Give us your best news headlines below - preferably in 140 characters or less - and the editors will pick the ones they like the most and share them with the rest of the world!
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary, and those that cant.
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Crisis averted, two honest teenagers found a backdoor on a USB-stick to the Pentagon and gave it to the police.
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"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"
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rorre wrote:"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"

There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that can read binary, and those that cant.
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I vote for the mines. 

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I didn't get it the first time XD "mine"Luminaar wrote:rorre wrote:"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"This shouldn't be as funny as it is ... well played!
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TheLurkingRage A.K.A Azussa, RepRipper and more
Level: 95
Top Rep: 4.9k
Current Rep: 2.3k
Player since: January 2017
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Re: Hackers journalists wanted!
Story arc:
- Observatory reports 3 objects of unknown origin are maneuvering into the same orbits as GPS satellites. Action expected from US military
- Attack on GPS system knocked 14 satellites out of orbit. 6 objects were intercepted, but "We were not prepared for an attack of this scale"
- Hole in GPS network causes worldwide failures in telecommunication, air traffic control, power grids, banking and blockchain synchronization
- Leakz.org reveals Switzerland's FIS had missiles hidden in an ocean-surveying satellite, which was hacked and used to attack the GPS network
- International outrage after for-profit space shuttle detected and blocked spyware intrusions upon docking with the ISS
- Y2K bug discovered in Spitzer Space Telescope. "All previously 'discovered' Earth-sized planets probably don't exist after all"
- Drought causes low server farm yields for third year in a row
- 'Shocker or Protector' - a detailed analysis at 11:00
- FBI conclusively determined the Guerrilla Knitters of Rosa County were not, in fact, plotting a cyber attack on street lights
- There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't (shamelessly stolen from our favorite moderator)
- There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
- "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." - Hacktivist
- Don't get angry at your phone when it dies, find a different outlet
- In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion
Hell_Diguner - C12L39, Had C12L29 (world record), Shuriken main
DiaboliExMachina - C12L38, Worms+Maniac main
CaptainDavyJones - C12L39, Beams main, will eventually be Kraken main
DiaboliExMachina - C12L38, Worms+Maniac main
CaptainDavyJones - C12L39, Beams main, will eventually be Kraken main
Re: Hackers journalists wanted!
Hell_Diguner wrote:[*]There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

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Here's a few:
"Russian hackers accidentally hack themselves, blame China."
"Core fires sentry for not defending attack."
"New study shows 80% of all noobs slip on Black Ice."
"Maniac program taken into rehabilitation for excessive overkill. Claims user responsible."
--God.exe
"Hack me daddy."
"Russian hackers accidentally hack themselves, blame China."
"Core fires sentry for not defending attack."
"New study shows 80% of all noobs slip on Black Ice."
"Maniac program taken into rehabilitation for excessive overkill. Claims user responsible."
--God.exe
"Hack me daddy."
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"Panda is found responsible for Ergo update leak. Users left in suspense as the error is being fixed!"
"Leaks.org: Hype exponentially on the rise after Ergo update leak. A panda was found responsible..."
"Cyber Sec Org announced LadTy to be the world's most wanted hacker."
"Ergo users question their safety after a panda was found responsible for the recent update leaks..."
just ideas given the recent events. Change 'em up a bit if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"Leaks.org: Hype exponentially on the rise after Ergo update leak. A panda was found responsible..."
"Cyber Sec Org announced LadTy to be the world's most wanted hacker."
"Ergo users question their safety after a panda was found responsible for the recent update leaks..."

First hacker to reach 4k rep.
TheLurkingRage A.K.A Azussa, RepRipper and more
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Current Rep: 2.3k
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TheLurkingRage A.K.A Azussa, RepRipper and more
Level: 95
Top Rep: 4.9k
Current Rep: 2.3k
Player since: January 2017
Inactive
Discord: https://discord.me/TheLurkingRage
YouTube:https://youtube.com/TheLurkingRage