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Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 12:10 am
by Luminaar
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We're expanding our news network and we'd like YOU to be a part of that! We're looking for story driven, entertaining or funny headline submissions - including fake news - for our in-game news ticker. Take a look at the following and let us know if you can do better!

• Two members of The Family were arrested for online drug dealing.
• FBI denies paying $1M to get Ergo users' IPs.
• 4 out of 5 noobs recommend Beam Cannon.

Give us your best news headlines below - preferably in 140 characters or less - and the editors will pick the ones they like the most and share them with the rest of the world!

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2017 8:48 pm
by Alfatrion
Crisis averted, two honest teenagers found a backdoor on a USB-stick to the Pentagon and gave it to the police.

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2017 6:49 pm
by rorre
"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:11 am
by Luminaar
rorre wrote:"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"
:lol: This shouldn't be as funny as it is ... well played!

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Wed Dec 13, 2017 12:53 pm
by Alfatrion
I vote for the mines. :lol:

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 12:21 pm
by TheLurkingRage
Luminaar wrote:
rorre wrote:"Bitcoin mine collapses, dozens of workers remain trapped"
:lol: This shouldn't be as funny as it is ... well played!
I didn't get it the first time XD "mine"

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2018 8:16 am
by Hell_Diguner
Story arc:
  • Observatory reports 3 objects of unknown origin are maneuvering into the same orbits as GPS satellites. Action expected from US military
  • Attack on GPS system knocked 14 satellites out of orbit. 6 objects were intercepted, but "We were not prepared for an attack of this scale"
  • Hole in GPS network causes worldwide failures in telecommunication, air traffic control, power grids, banking and blockchain synchronization
  • Leakz.org reveals Switzerland's FIS had missiles hidden in an ocean-surveying satellite, which was hacked and used to attack the GPS network
Random:
  • International outrage after for-profit space shuttle detected and blocked spyware intrusions upon docking with the ISS
  • Y2K bug discovered in Spitzer Space Telescope. "All previously 'discovered' Earth-sized planets probably don't exist after all"
  • Drought causes low server farm yields for third year in a row
  • 'Shocker or Protector' - a detailed analysis at 11:00
  • FBI conclusively determined the Guerrilla Knitters of Rosa County were not, in fact, plotting a cyber attack on street lights
  • There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't (shamelessly stolen from our favorite moderator)
  • There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
  • "I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code." - Hacktivist
  • Don't get angry at your phone when it dies, find a different outlet
  • In order to understand recursion you must first understand recursion

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2018 10:22 pm
by Trickster
Hell_Diguner wrote:[*]There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
:lol:

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Sat Mar 24, 2018 12:13 am
by God.exe
Here's a few:
"Russian hackers accidentally hack themselves, blame China."
"Core fires sentry for not defending attack."
"New study shows 80% of all noobs slip on Black Ice."
"Maniac program taken into rehabilitation for excessive overkill. Claims user responsible."


--God.exe

"Hack me daddy."

Re: Hackers journalists wanted!

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 1:05 am
by TheLurkingRage
"Panda is found responsible for Ergo update leak. Users left in suspense as the error is being fixed!"
"Leaks.org: Hype exponentially on the rise after Ergo update leak. A panda was found responsible..."
"Cyber Sec Org announced LadTy to be the world's most wanted hacker."
"Ergo users question their safety after a panda was found responsible for the recent update leaks..."

:lol: just ideas given the recent events. Change 'em up a bit if you want ¯\_(ツ)_/¯